"I told you g__dammit! Don't hold my hand in public."
The only person in Burt's life who's had more plastic surgery than himself.
Monday, March 17, 2008
The Women of Burt: Loni Anderson
Friday, March 14, 2008
The Women of Burt: Sally Field
"Damn you Burt Reynolds! Damn you Burt Reynolds!!"
Ol' Sally and those tight pants of her inspired the following (soliloquay) from Burton Leon Reynolds:
(Field has just asked for a nickname).
BANDIT:
"Frog.
'Cause you're always hoppin' around.
And you're kinda cute like a frog,and... I'd like to jump ya."
For my money, Sally Field is one of Burt's hottest - if not the hottest - conquests.
Apparantley, Stewie from Family Guy doesn't agree with me.
From Episode 89: Road to Rupert, Stewie has just been dropped off by the Bandit and Frog.
Stewie says, with heavy sarcasm,“Thanks for the ride, Bandit. Good luck tapping that hot, hot Sally Field ass.”
It'sAfreeCountryManOkay?!?
And I think that Sally Field is pretty.
Good job Burt!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
The Women of Burt: Dinah Shore
She was 20 years his senior, when Burt started making the rounds with D(!) on his arm in the early 1970s. Dinah Shore - her name would one day be associated with an annual golf tournament famous for being one of the biggest lesbian gatherings in the world... but for a scant time her name was "Burt's Woman."
Shore made her name as a popular singer in the 40's and 50's and later as a daytime television host. (During Shore's heyday as a singer, Reynolds was smoking expensive cigars and competing in large-scale round-robin arm-wrestling tournaments as a 9 year old boy).
The Women of Burt: Chris Evert
BORN: Ft. Lauderdale
WON: 18 Grand Slam titles
HAD: Burton Leon Reynolds
In typical Burt fashion, he made the ultra-hot Evert his own.
It's a never-ending process: he sees someone, he likes what they're selling, he makes them his own. When he's finished he moves on.
No crying, no drool - no explaination. It's called collateral damage, Billy!
It's a never-ending process: he sees someone, he likes what they're selling, he makes them his own. When he's finished he moves on.
No crying, no drool - no explaination. It's called collateral damage, Billy!
BURT-ACTIVITY REPORTED!
DEALStarring Elizabeth Berkley and Burt Reynolds.
Film Junk says it best:
Let me get this straight… a poker movie starring Burt Reynolds as the grizzled card shark who takes a young hotshot under his wing and shows him the ropes? You had me at hello!
Check out the rest of the post and see a trailer here.
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
“It makes sense that the museum is in a bank… because Burt Reynolds is so money.”
I got an email from Sunir, Chief Handshaker over at FreshBooks. They made a fantastic video of their trip to the Burt Reynolds Institute and Museum in Jupiter, Florida - or as a Reynolds-phile would call it, Mecca.
Here's what happened:
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Stryker Returns... on DVD.
There's been much debate around which B.L. Stryker season is the best. My vote is for the first season but I wouldn't say that in public - the season 2 fanatics can be violent when provoked.
Well, guess what baby? Season One is headed to DVD - thanks to a re-release by the Arts Alliance of America.
Check it out online here.
Did you know that season one features appearances by Ossie Davis, Rita Moreno, Abe Vigoda, Kristy Swanson, Michael Chiklas and Neil Patrick Harris?
Did you know it was produced by Tom Selleck?
Here's a gorgeous description of the show - just to get you going...
B.L. Stryker, a former New Orleans detective, returns to his native Florida and is thrust by circumstances into the life of private investigator. His lifestyle and principles clash with those of the rich and powerful in Palm Beach as he solves crimes in conjunction with the local police.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
A bunch of fuuuuu*******ing amateurs!!
BURT-NEWS!
Burton Leon Reynolds is currently filming A Bunch of Amateurs - a clear and present reference to the great Big L (The Big Lebowski for long). IMDB.com describes it thusly: "A sleazy Hollywood agent tricks one of his clients, a faded action star, into playing King Lear in an amateur charity production in London."
The film also stars British acting legend Derek Jacobi.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
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